I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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