hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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