she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize