Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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