big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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