I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Im part way to drunk.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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