have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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