Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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