so explain again why im purple
no
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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