After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
