We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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