just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
