you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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