if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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