I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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