Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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