I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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