I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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