covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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