It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There r osticjed everywhere
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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