She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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