You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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