So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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