There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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