Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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