Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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