Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Oh Jesus.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
