can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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