So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Duck Duck Cougar?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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