I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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