so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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