Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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