It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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