How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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