8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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