I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Randomize
