butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My room smells like vodka and shame
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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