That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i dont even know how to be here
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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