Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
kristin has been a bad kristin
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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