we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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