i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I would ride that face into the sunset
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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