Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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