the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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