He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
