Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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