Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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