they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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