found the other keg... it's in the tree
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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