I just saw a hot homeless man
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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