I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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