I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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