Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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