dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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