Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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