Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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