So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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