the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
