Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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