forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He kissed a someone with a penis
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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